What makes a Malaysian, A Malaysian X)

1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top English Premier League Club, but when he was asked to name one football player from Malaysia, he could not!! 2. When Streamyx comes, you complain Streamyx too slow.When Maxis Broadband comes, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax comes, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say Streamyx still the best lah. 3. When highway toll price increases, you complain. When petrol price increases, you complain. When you go to Starbucks to get a 10bucks coffee, NO COMPLAINTS. 4. When you cannot find a parking space in a shopping mall and you have to walk a distance, you complain. When you are inside the mall and there's SALE, you run from one end of 1U to the other, that.. NO COMPLAINT. 5. You are always late and the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport (c) cannot find parking. 6. You have parents who forces you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni and when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you've learnt in Uni and do commerce. 7. You know someone who can specially develop an 'angmoh' accent when speaking to an American / British / Australian. 8. You complain about the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend seminars by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organizes a protest and ask you to go, you don't want. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA. 9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queueing up at the very last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB. 10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese. 11. When the government's service is too slow, you blame the Malays. 12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians. 13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say "Wah!! Very clever hor??". When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say "Aiya!! Of course lah!! He Malay mah!!" 14. When an 'angmoh' stranger kisses you on the cheek to say "Hello", you're very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say "Hello", You slap him in the face. . . . . . We are unique.