IF IT ISN'T FOOD

FOOD!

Been eating all week!

Probably gained like 20 pounds! 

Weee! =D

..:: Monday, 19th April ::..

Buffet lunch @ Hilton Hotel

*It's free, btw* 

 O, I want this!

 Caviar ♥

 ..:: Tuesday, 20th April ::..

Lol. 

..:: Thursday, 22nd April ::..

Mami decided to make 'Yong Tofu'. *first time*

 'Before'

DONE! =D

I WANT MORE FOOOOOOOD!!!

COZ IT'S OVER

SO DONE WITH EXAM! =D

Stress-freeeeee!

But am sad. =l

Coz I screwed both papers.

EFFIN SERIOUS THIS TIME.

Especially Social Psych.

I can't even describe the fiasco. 

The CATASTROPHE I did.

And don't call me a liar.

I think it's really bad this time.

If I score, it's because the lecturer made a mistake 

or it's simply - luck.

But, of course. There's no way.

Failed at the last semester.

And only 2 subjects.

Hilarious.

But at least I can continue my second year.

Lol.

And! I can chillax now!

Holiday for one whole freaking month!

Gosh. What am I supposed to do?!

Must be effin bored.

As for now..................

I'm ravenously hungry!!!

I can eat a whole bloody cow.

Got to wait till 9 for steamboat.

Am going to swallow the whole pot down!

O. 

And stop insulting me.

I know I'm fat.

I know I'm ugly.

I know I'm flat.

 I know I'm dark.

I know I'm fucking stupid.

I know I'm the ugly duckling.

The odd one.

Okay. I know.

Don't have to keep reminding me about my flaws alright.

Do people actually feel more superior and proud 

and triumphant after throwing someone's face flat on the ground?!

Gee. No mercy.

BLAHBLAHBLAH

Exam exam exam.

Exams drive me up the motha fuckin' wall.

During exams, life is like a dream turned nightmare. 

Dealing with nothing but books.

Books are like powerful hypnotists.

Once you look at them, your eyelids will feel as if they weigh a tonne.

Your mind wanders off to wonderland.

You will go gaga & looking like psycho. 

And you will start crapping like me. 

Okay, lame.

Study study study!

RUN. HIDE.

Beware.

The most dumb and idiotic driver is going out alone tomorrow.

PEEEEEEEENANG

..:: Penang, 20th - 21st March ::..

Had a short trip to Penang with the family, Aunt Lin & Cousin Pui Mun!

Seriously LAST MINUTE decision.

I t was like, "Let's go Penng this weekend!"

"O okay!"

*BOOKED*

DONE!

SO, yea. *lol*

Day 1

Stayed at Vistana Hotel, which is way far from Georgetown. 

*Thanks to Mr. Danny Low*

But the Residential Suite was nice. Big at least.

*Erm.... Ignore fatty back.*

Kek Lok Si

Yea. We went all the way to Penang for Old Town. =D

O and! That was my FIRST time, 

FIRST FIRST time seeing 'popiah' in soup!

*WTF*

Everyone was LITERALLY STUNNED when 

the lady served us.

My aunt was even more hilarious.

She  jumped, turned to the lady & asked "Chou meh popiah yao thong ga??!!"

The lady "Ngo dei yi dou Penang geh popiah 

hai yao thong ga" *with the Dulan look.

Haha! Omg! O-kay.

Day 2

Headed to some shop for Breakfast.

Siu mai SUCKED! Uncle Van's siu mai was WAYYY better! =D

 

Went to the Burmese Temple.

ROAR-ROAR-OAR -OAR-OAR!

OMG! This is an effin L-A-T-E post.

So back-dated!
Feel kind of lazy to blog nowadays.
Nothing really interesting happened.

Anyway, rewind!
CNY's eve.
[Who in the world still talks about CNY?]
*LOL*

Went to Kiku Zakura for reunion dinner with the Low family.
NO CHINESE RESTAURANTS! NO!

Dad & I. *Lol*
He asked me to show this face.
[No idea why these words are all underlined.]

CNY DAY 1
..:: Bukit Gambang Resort City, Kuantan ::..

Before leaving for Kuantan, CHAOTIC but funny.
Haha! Nvm. Keep it to myself.

Mami & I.

The apartment. [SMALL]

I really hated this huge lame looking rock that
was right in front of our apartment!
The feeling that this rock gave was so negative. Not to mention extra HOT!
The bright light that was reflected & the heat........ DAMN!

BUT STILL! Blackjack first! $$$

I just ♥ these twins. =D

Entertainment?
Arcade......

Cheia Yong in action!

Danny Low in action!

Daddy in action!

Uncle in action!

Mami in action!! *OMG*

We spent the 2 evenings at the arcade. Lame huh?

RUMMY time! And also mahjong!
[Nearly opened a mahjong centre.]

CNY DAY 2

Went to the waterpark!
[Effin small pics. No idea how to enlarge it.]

Aunt Lin, Pig, Mun, Huei & Mom.

Mun & I
[That bloody fish up there splashed the water from its mouth like Tsunami.
Made me fell & hurt my knee. Ishk.]


Kind of fun actually. But of course, Sunway is way better.
Aftermath, my skin turned into a horrible monster!
Due to the filthy water & the terrible sunlight.
Swollen eyes, swollen face, itch everywhere.
Oh, how sensitive. =(

Lunch.
We were not allowed to cook, but this is the Low family.
It's impossible NOT to cook!
They'll find a way somehow. =D

CNY DAY 3

BUG ALERT!

PSYCHO ALERT!
[He's still wearing that hospital tag.]

Kuantan's famous salted fish! ♥

Jam like WTF.

WAIT WAIT!

OH TUHAN. [Even though I don't believe in the existence of God, I still say this.]
My life is as plain as a piece of blank paper.
Can somebody draw something on it?

Routine, monotonous.
No excitement, no fun.
Boring shit.
And the fire alarm is buzzing its ass off.
Effin annoying!
I want some excitement!!!!

I want to go for a bungee jump!

OR



Go for the Eejanaika in Fujiyoshida, Japan!

Aaaaahhhh!!!!!! Just by looking at the picture, I got all keyed up!!!

I want to go for a ride!!!!



OR



Pull some guts out of someone! AWESOME!
























OMG. How much I LOVE horror & macabre! ♥
Blood, ghoul, murder, death.........
EUPHORIC. ♥

O-kay! Back to reality.
Hmmmm.
Reality is boring.
Reality is cruel.
Reality is just.............. disappointing.
As we grow up, things are not like what they used to be.
No, actually things are like that all the while.
It's just that we perceived it differently last time.
Things are.... much more complicated.
People are.... so self-centered.
People grow up to be SELFISH!
Still, money matters.
People are so materialistic.
No matter how much you've helped them, they'll only remember
your negative stuff.
No matter how much you've helped them, they'll forget it.
No matter how much you've helped them, they'll still treat you like an outsider. And I'm talking about family & relatives.
Other than that, don't even think about it.
Hmmmmmm.
Maybe that's life, huh?
Cruel.
I don't want to grow up!

I don't want to know so much. =(

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3rd semester's timetable is finally out.

And I don't like it.
Yea even though I have Monday off. [The only cool thing]
The timetable, one word, TORTURE!
2 subjects [English for Social Science & Introduction to Social Psychology],
for 4 freakin' days.
That's still okay but 6 bloody hours of English. Might as well just kill me. Complained too much. OOOOPS.
Just accept everything that comes along the way.
Think positive. Think positive.
Okay! Adios 'till CNY!

CAN NEVER DO SOMETHING RIGHT

[Few months ago]
Me : Mami, I want to buy Colourvue lens. Cheaper than Freshkon la.
Mom : >.> Eyes no prob want to keep wearing lens for what? People who have
problem don't even want to wear.
[I have perfect vision, f.y.i.]
Me : Yer. Suka la. 90 bucks for 3 months. Mush better than Freshkon la.
Eeee......
Mom : >.> Aiya. You like la. Got money or not?
Me : Okie! Got got. =D

[After wearing it for about 2 months, eye infection......................... _l_ ]
Mom : I tell you, you better throw it away ar....... Don't keep it there anymore.
Your eye like 'guai' [ghost] d.
Me : ...... O......

[About a month after]
Mami : Don't want buy lens d ar?
Me : O.o *Aper ni?* Erm.... Don't want la. Later infected again.

[Around November, secretly bought a pair of Geo lens. Wore it for about a month. Finally had the guts to tell mom that I bought it. She gave me >.> again.]

*Wear wear wear* for about 1 month+ ---> INFECTION AGAIN -,- *dulan*
[Threw it away -> kena sound by her again -> doc -> $$$ -> sound lagi.]

[Today, while flipping through a magazine, saw the Colourvue ad]
Me : O. Colourvue. *lol*
Mom : What? This is the one you said that has bigger diameter?
Me : No la. That's Japan's Barbie lens. 16mm. This is 14 only. Siao, so big. Cover the whole eyes d. *lol*
Mami : *Laughed* Like Furby. Hmm. You want to buy? O. Zhou meh lei mm mai zho geh?
Me : O.o ............ DON'T WANT. Stupid eyes.

So...........
It's like....
Buy -> Sound.
Don't buy -> She'll ask why I don't buy.
Okay, whatever.

Hmmmm.
Went to Mid Valley today.
Got my pedi done.
It's so CNY feel.
This year is the first year I did not buy clothes for CNY.
Seriously, I don't like shopping!
I have the exasperating feeling raging in me when I see clothes.
It's so boring. I yawned for more than 30 times I guess.
Stuck in the same old rag.
Soooo Cina abek.
I'm so L-A-M-E.
Just kill me, please?! HowIwishIcouldbeoneofthem.Isuck.

OBVIOUSLY, I AM BORED

Gosh!
I have nothing to update.
How lame! I know.
I did basically NOTHING for the past few days.
Hmmmmmmm.
Sem break ain't that fun, again.
Nothing much to do.
Stayed at home. Didn't go out.
I've been wearing PJs since Monday night.
[DIFF ONES]
My hair... Did I even comb it? Hmmm.
Watch tv all day.
Celestial movies - AWEsome.
Okay, lame.

So, mom & I started cooking.
We HAVE TO since I've moved back.
No way we're going to eat out everyday.
Ermmmm,,, Prob is, we don't really know how to cook......
I'm worse. I didn't even know how to chop those onions, garlic & whatever.
But I can mince garlic now!!!!!!! *Don't kai wan siao*
=D

Honestly, I don't really like cooking.
God damn troublesome!
Cooking, sewing, gardening, bla bla... Big NO.
[I'd rather handle hand tools]

The first time I cooked 'something'.
[Just the ladyfingers, I mean]

Sardine is the best.
[Can food, of course]

THIS! One word. HORRIBLE!

First time, failed.
Some of them were hard.
Not well cooked I guess =P